10 Julius Malema quotes that prove he is funnier than your favourite comedian
If you think your favorite comedian is the funniest person to grace earth , the compilation below of Julius Malema’s 10 funniest quotes of all time will leave you in stitches!
Describing the party’s first forthcoming national conference
“We need to break our virginity in a memorable way”
President Jacob Zuma ‘s Nkandla Swimming Pool
“Jacob Zuma built a 2 million rand swimming pool, but no one in the family knows how to swim”
SARS Tax Issues
“SARS will soon auction my twitter handle because they want to take away everything I have”
White supremacy
“ If you have a white friend as black person and he/she doesn’t know your language or not taking initiative to learn your language that person is no friend at all.”
Lindiwe Mazibuko attack
“She is a tea girl for the madam – she must stay there in the kitchen.”
President Zuma track record
You are a man of tradition; a tradition of empty promises. Now knowing you will not be there in 2030, please say nothing about it.
Being used by the ANC
We are used like toilet paper that is flushed in the toilet. We are used like condoms — those who use condoms will know how condoms work, they use them and they throw them somewhere else.”
Blade Nzimande red color saga
” Comrade Blade Nzimande is complaining that EFF stole the ‘red colour’, he does not have a copyright on the ‘red colour’. There’s nothing we can steal from him because he has nothing but that skuurpot (pot scourer) face of his. Why didn’t he complain when Vodacom was red?”
