25 types of people on facebook

1. The FBI–Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything.
2. The Attention Seeker- Always post about her little problems with the hope of gaining some sympathy.
3. The Hyena- Rarely says anything beyond LOLs and LMAOs .
4. Mr/Mrs Popular- The dullest statuses like “i’m feeling cold” or “yes” gets 70 likes and 40 comments
5. The Gamer- Plays Farmville and Mafia Wars all day. Usually has updates like “Thabo is looking for grass” or “Andiswa just lost her sheep”
6. The Prophet- Every post makes reference to God
7. The Thief – Steals status updates and will probably steal this one (LOL you can still share this article he he)
8. The Pessimist- Hate their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the tone in ALL of their status updates
9. The Bragger-Brags about their looks , news shoes, photos of what they are eating, sometimes their furniture, their lovely life, how classy they are , how everyone is not in their league, usually this type shoots a lot of mirror photos with the peace sign (for what ever reason)
10. The Promoter-Always sends event invites to things you will never care about.
11. The Liker-Never actually says anything but clicks the like button
12. The hater – Every post revolves around someone hating them and they swear people are trying to ruin their life.
13. The Drama Queen -This person always posts stuff like “I can’t believe this or “OMG” in the hope that you will ask them what happened.
14. The lazy comedian –This person tries to be funny but never is.
15. The GPS/ News- Always update about what they are eating, where they are eating, where they are and who they with.
16. Mr or Mrs Goodie two shoes- Fees like it’s their job to share some love to random people they dont know with posts like “ Good morning, Goodnight“ and “I Love you all”

17. Psycho- A simple random chat or status like will trigger them to like all your statuses and photos.
18. The Facebook Gangster- Posts about how they can break people’s bones and how they are hardcore.
19. The Groupie-Plays fan to some people’s posts even when they straight garbage.
20. The NO LIFE- Posts every other second, whether its straight boredom or loneliness this group just truly needs a life.
21. Mr or Mrs Know it all- They are just the mothers and fathers of facebook. Opinionated and always picking fights on facebook, very loud and boring.
22. The Philosopher- Posts quotes all day whether its laziness or just poor inspiration, they are just a boring breed.
23. The Stripper- She is the type that jumps at the opportunity of showing some skin and loves the attentions she gets from males.
24. The Impulsive- She goes through a million emotions in a hour …with posts like ‘i’m in love”, ‘i hate him” “i miss him” “he is such a liar” all within an hour.
25. The Love bird- Forever posts about how much she is in love and how much she loves him , All her posts are my man this my man that.